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Dreams I've had about coding...

Went to a demo where someone was writing code to prepare beef carpaccio.

Got this error when trying to set up an account: “Your password is tinged with defeat.”

Was walking through the forest with a big burlap “lumberjack sack” full of Scrabble tiles that I was taking out and holding up to the leaf canopy to find the right letters for filling in gaps in the code.​

Made a little robotic bug with night vision goggles that we could release into the code to kill other bugs and do clean-up.

Was trying to figure out why new lines weren’t showing up when logging messages and realized there was an old wooden water wheel in the code that the new lines weren’t heavy enough to turn, so they weren’t coming through. Started working on greasing the axel so it would turn more easily.

Wrote a helper class called StringBuddy.

Entered someone’s mansion on horseback and the owner threw a bejeweled knife at me but missed. I picked it up and decided we should merge it into our API.

My microservice exploded and was shooting bolts and metal panels out into space.

Had to take my API with me while traveling. The place where I was staying had a pond, so I converted all the API endpoints into koi fish so they could be safely stored there.

Wrote a script to prevent leg cramps. Realized I hadn’t yet run the script and immediately woke up in real life with a leg cramp.

​Was using Azure Macaron Service to store macarons.

Went to a log cabin to work on the next release with the other back end devs. We were adding various ingredients for the release into a giant cast iron pot and letting it simmer over a fire. It involved many tubs of yogurt.

My company shifted directions for Q3 and decided to focus on making jellybeans. My team started working in a factory bagging the jellybeans.

Traveled with the team to another planet to buy some APIs on the black market.

We had a unit test file that was a fruit roll-up, the kind with shapes you can peel out. We were worried about it because it was getting warm and starting to become sticky.

I was traveling in an RV. My coworker came in with a duffle bag full of rusty metal pipes and asked if I could run them through the API for testing.

I coded some black velvet coat hangers that we could hang other chunks of code on so we could move things around more easily.

I found some webhooks that were 4 bluish grey buttons that controlled the flow of water through a hydroelectric dam.

Was trying to secure the CSS for a waterfall so it wouldn’t get swept away or sink to the bottom. Had some success with attaching it vertically to a wooden post.

​My workplace hired a new developer, who was a grain of salt. We didn’t realize until he turned on his camera during a Zoom call.

Figured out how to program real-world shadows — I could change their direction, length, etc. without changing the light source. Also realized that if I programmed the shadow so it went upward, I could make the object invisible.

There were two Christmas lights embedded in an old API and I was trying to figure out if I could remove them without breaking it.

Discovered I could successfully call any API by sending a file full of lower case Es.

Watson from Elementary was developing an API that would stop a villain who was creating sinkholes in parking lots.

Iterating a loop too early created deep blue crystals hanging from a string. The Finns warned me against it.

Was working on a problem where refunds weren’t calculating correctly, so I held up a yellow light behind the code to see if there were any hidden runes affecting the outcome.

I was coding a prayer for an agnostic altar — the for-each loop involved feathers.

Mulch was getting into the debugger and causing problems.

At a tech conference, discovered that people could only figure out a certain coding challenge if they had carry-on bags instead of a checked bag.

Progress toward the cure of Covid by writing code involving emojis of cats wearing goggles.

​Otter wearing a trucker’s hat == a quaternion

Hit a web API that returned a brown paper mache globe with little LED lights marking major cities.

Went to a cave up in the mountains. Saw a ring of stakes driven into the ground with rope connecting them and tassels and trinkets dangling from the rope. Another smaller ring was inside the outer ring. A coworker informed me this was a Typescript interface.​

One section of my code was a can of soup. Another was a shrimp that I needed to peel.

Didn’t get the right solution to the problem because the code was beyond a pond filter and I needed to look at it from the other side.

Was asked to deserialize Red Rocks park. A coworker suggested I start by deserializing his haircut.

Was trying to decide whether to plant integer veggies or floating point veggies in my garden.

Lost my interface on the front lawn of my workplace. Asked my coworkers to help me look; described it as a small, blue piece of glass the size of a keychain.

Went to the library and asked where the Java books were. The librarian told me they are in the occult section.

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